Oh no you knidn’t!

It’s that time of year again, when I am fleetingly bitten by the knitting bug and end up searching Pinterest for ideas. Some ideas are…more equal than others. Here are some of the items that didn’t make the cut.

The stellar thing about this top is that it will stop most projectiles, and at least the most basic of magical attacks.

The stellar thing about this top is that it will stop most projectiles, and at least the most basic of magical attacks.

Because who knows when grandma or Voldemort might call.

Because who knows when grandma or Voldemort might call.

This is the brave story of I, Icecream.

This is the brave story of I, Icecream.

Time to rescue Princess Leia.

Time to rescue Princess Leia.

It's not often that one garment can be worn in four different ways. It's not often that you'd want to. It's not often that it looks terrible every way.

It’s not often that one garment can be worn in four different ways. It’s not often that you’d want to. It’s not often that it looks terrible every way.

Stylish, and will prevent minor concussions.

Stylish, and will prevent minor concussions.

This isn't weird, you're weird. Gross.

This isn’t weird, you’re weird. Gross.

Sure, you say you'd never want to look like you are wearing a doilie with ribbing now...

Sure, you say you’d never want to look like you are wearing a doilie with ribbing now…

Pretty sure this counts as a form of parental neglect. Malice is at play here.

Pretty sure this counts as a form of parental neglect. Malice is at play here.

The poster optimistically calls this the "Katniss cowl". So I presume the gap there is for a quiver of arrows or as a cache for dead animals or bread or Peeta's broken, weeping heart.

The poster optimistically calls this the “Katniss cowl”. So I presume the gap there is for a quiver of arrows or as a cache for dead animals or bread or Peeta’s broken, weeping heart.

Also doubles as an execution hood, flotation device, and the Golden Fleece.

Also doubles as an execution hood, flotation device, and the Golden Fleece.

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3 thoughts on “Oh no you knidn’t!

  1. I actually think the first one and the third one (knitted cap) look pretty all right. BUT I know that I myself could never pass that off of me as fashion. I’d be arrested, confined, evicted, or deported if I tried to, I’m sure. Haha! xD

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